These things I know,
- I know that my enormous order from Victoria's Secret ( links to an online lingerie store. You have been warned) shipped more than two weeks ago.
- It usually takes less then four days to arrive, since we pay for express shipping.
- It must be here, in Oman. perhaps with customs, or perhaps with the post office.
- I am haunted by nightmares of my order arriving having been previously worn by hairy staff at customs at customs. As I gleefully open the package containing the new bras bunches of curly, icky, black chest hairs fall out and float gently to the floor. This is keeping me awake at night.