Suburban Sibling #1 has decided to return to Oman and finish her education here. She'll be staying in the house with us. This means the Spouse will be outnumbered 5 to 1 by women.
Me: Poor thing, you're outnumbered in a big way. I bet you're worried about becoming a submissive, henpecked, wage slave now.
Him: Really? I was thinking of myself as a giant Silverback Gorilla.
Him: pooks out his lips, squares shoulders, narrows eyes to slits and does a reasonable impression of a no-nonsense gorilla overlooking his kingdom.
Just another reason I love you sweetheart.