Thursday, July 12, 2007

The Emirates Holidays catalog. As read to me by my husband

We are thinking of going on holiday soon, and to that end we picked up some info from the Emirates office to see which packages and destinations they have on offer. My husband was kind enough to read a few selections to me while we ate dinner last night.

He has a way of reading things aloud that is immensely entertaining. See below.

Riding Across America on a Rented Harley:

Have you ever dreamed of exploring the USA like Peter Fonda in the film classic Easy rider? When You rent a Harley Davidson, The king of bikes preferred mid-life crisis antidote for middle aged men everywhere, all you have to bring is your sense of adventure and a suitcase of money. there is a great big world out there, just waiting to be explored from the seat of a Harley. Our Easy Rider Holidays are all about discovery and experience, where the open road leads you through unfolding panoramas of ocean vistas, soaring mountains,quiet forests, empty deserts and shadowy canyons, to forgotten ghost towns and very much alive cities flea-bag motels and into the arms of easy American women, or wherever your spirit takes you.

Etc... His versions of Family holidays in Thailand, Russia, and China are equally entertaining. Anyway, we are either going to Istanbul or Brisbane this year.

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