- drink a couple of gin and tonics*
- grab the raisins
- Put the Hungry** baby on the floor on one end of the kitchen***
- throw a handfull of raisins on the floor**** on the oppisite end of the kitchen
- Watch your child break mach1 enroute to the raisins, and laugh hysterically
* but no more, because we don't advocate intoxicated parenting here.
**but not starving, because we don't advocate cruelty to children here.
***which is free of hazards and anything dangerous, because we don't advocate harming your children for amusement here.
****which is clean enough to eat off. obviously....