My mom is so adorable
Dad and mom, watching people scrambling to gather stuff from CCC shops as the Gonu flood waters rise around them.
Mom: Look at those poor men, trying to retrieve the last pieces of their shattered lives.
Dad: Sweetheart, those are looters.
So you felt right at home then?
Stone: How was the school trip to Germany?
Household Adolescent #2: Germany sucks.
Household Adolescent #2: It was full of Long haired people who don't care about anything and swear all the time.
I think you spell it D-U-M-B...
In the intercon pub, two girls from Essex, seek their Arabian Prince.
Wealthy Omani Bloke: So you're here on Holiday then?
Essex Girl 1: Yeah, we like the romance of the Orient. Buy us a drink then!
Wealthy Omani Bloke: Alright, what will you have?
Essex Girl 2: I'll have a glass of Dom Pérignon.
Wealthy Omani Bloke: (rolls eyes) Tell you what... If you can spell it, I'll buy it.
Essex Girls: um....
More from here later. Sorry again for the lack of recent posts.