Wednesday, June 4, 2008

How do you Smoke Salmon?

Bite the head and suck reeeeal hard...

Ba dum Ching!!!! I am so hilarious.

I am smoking Salmon this afternoon. I am using a salt and sugar cure with secret spices. The smoking process is going to anoy the hell out of my neighbours. Ha, Ha, Ha....

I am also in the process of trying to quit smoking cigarettes. It is hard, and I am really, really, really cranky.

Sorry for not responding to comments, I suck.


Per Your Request said...

Good luck, its really really hard, I know! Keep us updated on how it goes. Are you using something to aid you to quit?

Kay said...

Good luck. I was going to ask you the same question, you using gum or patches?

I love Salmon, my fav way to have is a grilled salmon with mash potatoes.. yummm

I updated my blog btw ;-)

HnD said...

You forgot to mention you have to light the salmon's tail first lol

Good luck!

HijabIsOverrated said...

You're not in town yet? You're not missing anything anyway. It's been raining cats and dogs on the east coast (dc area) my little ones are getting a tan.

Salmon is the best on begals. the Jewish deli on I street downtown has the best begals and locks ever!

A nice Salmon steak with a salad is always specail too. See, now i'm about to go make some salmon cakes.

L_Oman said...

Yo, Sub! Once I saw a video clip on YouTube on how to smoke salmon in a carboard box! Go figure! And you would have an unlimited supply of boxes @ Safeer in Atheiba if it's a regular thing.

Suburban said...

PYR, Kay, We used Niccotine pills, and failed in a truly spectacular manner. I am smoking as I type.

The Salmon, However, Kicks ass.

Hijab- God, I miss a good Jewish Deli, and a Decent Bagel. We're headed Stateside shortly, I am in final bagel countdown.

HND, L_Oman, Thanks for stopping by! I use Stone's Gas BBQ for Hot smoked Salmon. It's Wicked.

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