Why Yes, those are custom made stickers of Breasts with pigtails!
Look, beyond the dust and fading to see the painstakingly spraypainted designs
"Pimp Bitch" Down the back.
You were the best pair of shoes I ever owned. I wore holes through the soles, spray painted you silver, and during a windy, wet event in Qatar, you were customised by the most talented artist I have ever met in my entire life. I am genuinely awash in giref at the thought of getting rid of you, but following your soaking and subsequest misplacement in Cyclone Gonu,
I , we Stone thinks the time has come.
I will never love again, the way I have loved you, in all your mid-calf, badass, super slidey on marble floors glory.